It's Choose Your Own Headline Time

"With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves, let me forget about today until tomorrow." (Mr. Tambourine Man)

"You've never learned to read or write, there's no books upon your shelf." (One More Cup of Coffee)

"I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read." (Idiot Wind)

"Read books, repeat quotations, draw conclusions on the wall." (Love Minus Zero/No Limit)

"Written by an Italian poet from the 13th century." (Tangled Up in Blue)

"I told them I was the editor of a famous ettiquette book." (Bob Dylan's 115th Dream)